…and it’s in my mom’s backyard.
I thought 4 days of house/dog/cat sitting would be relaxing; a break from, you know, running around like a crazy person. I hadn’t taken my mom’s plants into consideration. She has about one million of them, all with different schedules and diets. Luckily she left me 3 pages of single-spaced written directions, as well as 7 pages of hand-drawn diagrams, with sections of the various yards labeled for my ease of understanding.
Even with aggressive corner cutting, it takes about an hour to get through it all. And with highs over 100, some need watering more than once a day. Here’s a shot of lower-backyard sections 4b and 4c:
O hi, Asia! 
Now that’s funny!