the first thing I notice is that Canada is the wrong size, The United States is way smaller than Canada, but don’t tell them that, they won’t believe it.
Canada does look rather skinny here! I think most Americans know that Canada is larger than the US (about 25% larger if we don’t count Alaska.) Thanks to mercator projection distortion, countries farthest north and south look larger on flat (2d) maps than on globes (3d). That, combined with cutting off the top half of Canada with my photo – sorry about that! – makes it seem especially small. Other than that, are all the cities in the right spots?
O hi, Asia! 
the first thing I notice is that Canada is the wrong size, The United States is way smaller than Canada, but don’t tell them that, they won’t believe it.
Canada does look rather skinny here! I think most Americans know that Canada is larger than the US (about 25% larger if we don’t count Alaska.) Thanks to mercator projection distortion, countries farthest north and south look larger on flat (2d) maps than on globes (3d). That, combined with cutting off the top half of Canada with my photo – sorry about that! – makes it seem especially small. Other than that, are all the cities in the right spots?